Friday, June 22, 2012

Northbound Delivery






Message dated May 31st:
I had the very good fortune to get a call less than two weeks ago from a sailor who needed a watchkeeper for a yacht delivery from Tortola to Rhode Island. He called Sunday, and it took me all of about one nano-second to accept the non-paying position but with all travelling expenses and daily provisions covered by the owner. Arrived on board the Isabel at Soper's Hole on the following Thursday one full day before the captain and other watchkeeper. The Isabel, a 47 footer fitted with a genoa, a self-tacking staysail, an in-mast furling mainsail and motorized winches, is seven years old and has made this trip for each of her seven years. The captain, Robert, is a veteran sailor in his late 50's with over 250000 nm in his log and has delivered the Isabel to and fro for the owners for past 6 years. So, with all the experience he has, he's the ideal fellow to have on board in command. The other watchkeeper is Jim, a United Nations peace keeping intelligence officer on holiday who is five months away from retirement and itching to accumulate enough sea days to obtain his RYA yacht master certification. Robert's on the 4-8 watch, Jim's on the 12-4, and I have the  8-12. We're each responsible for making our own breakfast and lunch, but we take turns cooking a proper meal which we share together every evening in the cockpit. Robert's only stipulation is that it must be a meal which can be served in a bowl for ease of ingestion. So far, the meals have been great, although cooking on the stove can sometimes be quite a challenge when we're heeled well over in a stiff wind and rolling with the waves! Except for the common meal, we are, for the most part, during our watch, alone in the cockpit responsible for keeping the course, trimming the sails and collision avoidance and then we goof off for 8 hours until our watch rolls around again.  Loving it!  Our course is pretty well due north which makes the sailing easy...we just set the sails and leave them until the wind veers around to the other side which has happened only once so far in this first 5 day leg of the voyage. Since departing Tortola we have had only three visual targets, well spaced apart. Two days ago, the Amuraborg was heading south 8 miles to our starboard (east) and another, the Hammonia Malta (!) was heading west across our bow at a distance of 7 miles. Those were both during my night watch, but separated in time by abt 90 minutes.  The third, the Nord Ranger, heading south-east crossed our bow at a distance of 3 miles this morning at the end of Robert's watch. The Isabel is equipped with AIS which picks up the targets and places them on an electronic chart display indicating the ship's name, speed, direction, length and beam, closest point of approach (cpa) and time to the cpa. It's really neat, and so much easier than the old days of plotting targets on the radar. This  technology is already seven years old (same age as the Isabel), so I imagine that modern systems must be something quite extraordinary.  I miss the old chart work which was always fun as well as reassuring, but this new age aid to navigation is so easy and reliable that it's a vast improvement over the old techniques and should prove to make navigation safer than ever before. Anyway, you might be able to imagine that the lack of traffic on this route makes it seem as if we have the entire ocean to ourselves which allows the mind to wander freely as the eyes scan nothing but sky and water, stars and clouds and waves. So, the other night, my mind wandered haphazardly into a discovery of a formula which I found quite interesting. It's nothing extraordinary and, as you'll note when you see it, pretty obvious. In fact, it's probably something learned in highschool and long forgotten, but fun nevertheless to stumble upon it in free thought.  It applies to the complementary fractions of square roots:
X = the square (eg 36)
S = the square root (eg 6)
n = the denominator of the fraction
X = 1/nS * nS
Eg:
X = S x S
X = 36 = 6 x 6
 = 1/2 S * 2S = 3 x 12
= 1/3 S x 3S = 2 x 18
= 1/4 S x 4S = 1.5 x 24
= 1/6 S x 6S = 1 x 36
There's no practical value in this beyond entertaining an idle mind and perhaps corroborating the old sailing expression, there are more ways than one to skin a cat.
We should be arriving in Bermuda this evening at which point you may get this message if I can find wifi.  We'll be stopping there for fuel and provisions while awaiting an appropriate weather window for the final leg up to Newport and across the Gulf Stream (a tricky bit of business apparently).
Wish you well. You are always in my heart and never far from my thoughts.
Fair winds and following seas!
(more pictures available in my Picasa album at: https://picasaweb.google.com/105075160125934020259/NorthboundDeliverySpring2012?authkey=Gv1sRgCJCWysm8xqz_HQ#)

Driving Mom Home from Florida



Now that Michele is also retired as of last October, she was able to join me on the annual Spring road trip in to Florida to pick up my Mom and drive her home to Ottawa. 

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The Waterfront Trail (Lancaster to Iroquois)








The weather was perfect last weekend for a bike trip along the Water front trail which stretches between Lancaster (just acros the Ontario/Quebec border) all the way to the Niagara escarpment.  As we were heading to Fallowfield (a little south west of Ottawa) for, my sister, Kathy's 60th birthday, Michele and I decided to follow the trail as far as Iroquois and then head north through Kemptville enroute to Fallowfield.  What a great trail!

Futureshop Agrees to Replace the Kobo

After a lot of finger pointing going on between Kobo and Futureshop, I finally gave up and decided to go back to paper books for a while until the e-book technology improved.  As fate would have it, on the very day I deleted my Kobo account, I also received a call from Futureshop telling me that they would exchange my unit.  So, I opened up a new Kobo account and have now been using my new unit without any trouble (yet).  I still haven't given up my boycott of Futureshop yet, but may relent eventually.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Future Shop Warranty Scam on the KOBO e-reader

OK, I'm a firm advocate of the Caveat Emptor principle, but I'm still having trouble with Future Shop's refusal to honour a warranty they sold me for extended coverage on a new KOBO e-book.  So, here's the story.  I was booked to fly to Malta on June 19 and thought, maybe this is the right time for me to take the electronic plunge and purchase an e-book.  It's lighter, takes up less space than a paper book, and you can load many books (maybe thousands) into the same unit with no extra weight or space considerations.  So, on June 17th, I headed over to Indigo to buy one of their new KOBO Touch e-books, nick-named the "Kindle Killer" by some reviewers.  It turns out, they were selling them faster than they could make them and didn't have any left that day...so, I went over to Future Shop, and they had some.  So, I bought one from Future Shop.  As usual, the sales clerk asks, "do you want to purchase an exctended warranty...only $30 more for 2 years of the convenience to bring it back here for replacement rather than having to mail it to the manufacturer."  OK, sound good to me...afterall, it is a rather new product without much of a track record...so, I paid the additional $30 for peace of mind just in case something went wrong.  Just to minimize the possibility of a problem, I purchased a stiff KOBO leatherette cover and handled it with the utmost care consistent with the most cautious maniac with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.  Sure enough, after one week of routine use without any trauma, 25% of the e-book's screen froze...I reset it, recharged it and did everything possible a user could do to fix it, but alas without success.  So, I researched the problem on-line...try it: type "KOBO Screen Problem" in google, and you'll see dozens of forums discussing this very issue and they all indicate that this is a known issue.  Great...when I get back to Canada, it'll all be history and I'll get a new unit.  So, I get back to the store...it's the day after my return to Canada which happens, coincidentally, to be exactly the 30th day after purchase...there's something magical about the 30th day, but I don't understand magic and besides, they don't have any units in stock and they don't know when they'll be getting anymore.  Get this, that was yesterday.  This morning, on the 31st day, I call, and, now they have some new units...so, I go to exchange my unit for a new one.  Oh, but this is the 31st day...sorry, no can do...this had to be done yesterday....but I was hear yesterday and you didn't have any units...sorry about that....that's our policy.  Wait a minute, what about the 2 year extended warranty during which time you give me a new unit and you deal with Indigo?...sorry, that doesn't cover this problem...but Indigo is aware of the problem...yes, we know that, so go to Indigo and they'll take care of it.  So, what was the point of selling me a 2 year extended warranty if I have to deal with manufacturer anyway?....CAVEAT EMPTOR, BABY!  Here's the moral of the story....don't buy anything at Future Shop...they don't honour their warranties.  I told the manager that I would never, ever, again purchase anything from Future Shop...that's my new policy, and I'm sticking to it.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

A Tribute to Brigitte DePape - Canadian Democracy (part 2)

Further to my post on May 3rd, it is only appropriate that I should pay tribute to Brigitte DePape for her bold act of bravery yesterday in the House of Commons.  A recent university graduate, she sacrificed her new job as House page for an opportunity to express her frustration with the ruling federal Conservative government.  Apparently, she had, cleverly, smuggled her stop sign into the House by hiding it inside her skirt.  Not only was she escorted out of the House of Commons, she was also fired immediately.  At least there is (was) one person in the House who was not mesmerized by the Emperor's New Clothes.  One can only hope that the opposition party will follow suit by asking for a vote of non-confidence when the budget is delievered on Monday.  Such a vote would, obviously, not survive against a majority government, but it would ring the bell to awken the House from it's current state of somnambulism.

Friday, June 3, 2011

31 is a prime number

Michele ordered "6" plastic clips and a slender rail for a sliding door in our laundry cupboard.  So, when I went to the local hardware store on my bicycle today to pick it up, I was rather surprised at how large the package was.  Fortunately, my single bungee cord was sufficient to secure it safely to the back on my bike.  When I got home, and opened the package, I found "31" plastic clips with "6" mounting screws.  No matter how you cut it, 31 is a prime number and is, therefore, not divisible by "6".  So, the only conclusion which I can draw is that someone in the packageing department at Reno-Depot made an inadvertant arithmetical error.  Considering that I only needed 2 clips to fix the door, I'll bring the extra 25clips back to the store so that someone doesn't get into trouble.